Pizza Pipeline

I bought a Groupon for date night, getting $30 for $15. We got an extra large veggie with a few substitutions and additions. The toppings were great, the sauce was okay, the crust was not so great. I'm not a fan of the use of cornmeal in the dough stretching process, so it comes down to personal preference. However, the pizza was still pretty darn good, the people there were nice, and they have a cool coral fish tank with a couple clownfish and had bumping music to listen to while we waited. Our pizza was done in 15 minutes, too.

I'm a sucker for all things cheap. Women, booze, and of course, food. So it goes without saying that I'd give this joint a try. Hell, with a lunch special of three slices of pizza for a whopping 4.00$ you can't go too wrong. Turns out, that's not entirely true. Resembling something closer to napalm than Pizza, the food here carpet bombed my taste buds like a rice patty during Vietnam. If the sensation of "normal" ever returns to my mouth - I'll make sure to count my blessings. The fiery goo that they called cheese was also accompanied by a river of grease, immediately soaking through my plate and into my jeans. Chemical spill off one would think. I managed to remind myself during the agonizing mouth-nuking that this travesty masquerading as food only set me back a few dollars... So there's that. Unfortunately for me, I would have rather kept the ability to taste for the next week than save a few dollars.

Ate at this place all the time until I went in one day for pick-up. The pizza guys looked like they hadn't bathed in a week and the guy ran his bare hands through his dandruff-y and parmesan-y hair then continued to make a pizza. Ew. 3 stars though because their pizza was pretty alright before I witnessed this event that ruined it forever.

I'm not completely 100% sure what it was about the pizza here after my first visit so I tried them a second time and finally figured it out. It was mostly a mix of the sauce and dough that was used. The cheese and pepperoni were fine however those other two killed it for me. The sauce and dough tasted low quality and didn't have much taste to it. Kind of bland and more for show it seemed.

Manager working Friday, December 11 2015 is a liar and a thief. After taking my order and charging my credit card over 40 dollars, he stated that since I had a coupon (printed from their own website) that I wasn't in their delivery area. Keep in mind they had already charged me and am less than 1 mile away. Looking on google maps it is a 3 minute drive. They obviously just didn't want the hassle of actually filling an order. So now I'm waiting for a refund on my card and out 40 bucks for dinner that I didn't get. All thanks to these stupid jackasses who are clearly lying to avoid honoring a coupon they made.

They do menu orders and by the slice. By the slice is mediocre. No seating. Their specialty pizzas can be nice, but their service is spotty. I've tried to call in an order multiple times and heard them pick up the phone and hang it back up without answering. For cheap pizza, it's alright. Eugene has better to offer.