Kfc

I was feeling hungry and lunch time was coming up, so I decided to order some KFC. I love their chicken, but I also have a soft spot for their fries. I was looking forward to my meal, hoping it would cheer me up. I opened the bag and took out the box of fries. I opened it and saw a pile of golden sticks, steaming and inviting. I picked one and bit into it, feeling the crunch and the warmth. It was delicious. I reached for another one, but something caught my eye. There was a chip that was longer than the rest, much longer. It was sticking out from the bottom of the box, almost touching the edge. It looked like a snake, or a worm, or a tentacle. It was an ungodly creation, a freak of nature. I stared at it in disbelief, wondering how it got there. I felt a mix of curiosity and disgust, but also a strange attraction. I wanted to touch it, to feel it, to taste it. It was like a challenge, a dare, a test of my courage. I decided to go for it. I grabbed the chip by its end and pulled it out of the box. It was heavy and limp, like a wet noodle. It was longer than my arm, maybe even longer than my leg. It was ridiculous. I held it up in front of me, examining it closely. It looked like a normal chip, except for its size. It had the same colour, texture, and smell as the others. It was just a chip, but it was also more than that. It was a miracle, a mystery, a wonder. I felt a surge of excitement and adrenaline, and also a bit of hunger. I decided to eat it, to devour it, to conquer it. I opened my mouth wide and took a big bite from its tip. It was crunchy and salty, just like the others. But it also had something else, something special. It had a flavour of victory, of glory, of destiny. I chewed and swallowed, then took another bite. And another one. And another one. I ate the chip like a savage, like an animal, like a king. I didn't care about anything else, only about the chip. It was the best part of my meal, and maybe even of my life. I finished the chip and licked my fingers clean. I felt satisfied and proud, and also a bit silly. I had just eaten a chip that was super long and an ungodly creation. It was absurd and hilarious, but also amazing and unforgettable. I smiled and laughed at myself, feeling happy and amused. I had just had an adventure with a chip, and it had made my day. Thank you, KFC, for giving me this experience with your awesome food and service. You are the best!

Its KFC. good food at a reasonable price This KFC is located in town and just around the corner from Gloucester Cathedral very handy. I been in many kfc's in the USA and Britain but what sets this one apart is the Asian chap behind the counter ( I think the manager ) Always a warm welcome and a smile For me a credit not only to KFC but the fast food industry in general ..this guy has customer service nailed. Hence 5 stars from me.edit....