Java Jahn

I have driven past Java Jahn hundreds of times, but stopping there has never been particularly convenient. Today I had the opportunity to finally check it out and was so pleased. Good coffee, good breakfast sandwich, reasonable prices, and a nice little Loft area where I could work on my computer but still eavesdrop on all the patrons coming in to buy coffee😁

This review is not about Java Jahn, instead it concerns the 1-star review left by Glynn. I've been going to Java Jahn for years and have encountered "Glynn" many times. The first time was well before the pandemic, when Glynn was calling herself Princess Pinecone. That was when she was doing well. I've known her as Butter, Minnie Mouse, Uncle Stover, and I think she was calling herself something like 53Tgone for a little bit too. The years have been ... how can I put this ... unkind? to her. Her mind is broken. I feel for her. Some days are better than others. Those are the days she smiles and is able to have a conversation with you. She'll never look you in the eye, but on good days she won't mention aliens or dinosaurs or flat earth, moon rocks, crystals ... etc On 'bad days' she'll ramble about all of the above, and more. On the real bad days she verbally assaults people. Just ask the girls that work at Java Jahn about the time Glynn was thrown out by a father who was pushed well beyond his limit. That was the day Glynn berated a little girl, saying horrible things that no one should ever hear, let alone a child. Glynn has a soft spot in her heart for the homeless because Glynn is homeless. She talks about "working in the cafe" at the start of her review. I've been at Java Jahn while Glynn is "working". What she does is browse QAnon forums, comment on Rumble flat earth videos, and researches the mandala effect. Glynn is unwell in every sense of the word. Don't pity Glynn, just ignore her. The city no longer seems to want to help our mentally challenged "neighbors" and, for Glynn at least, that's a real shame. As for the coffee shop: 5-stars.