Chipotle Mexican Grill

I give this Chipotle 5 stars because they did two things better than MOST CHIPOTLE's (!!) 1) The music wasn't appallingly obnoxiously horrible, as most Chipotle's are, since they switched from nice hispanic music, which made sense, to some kind of bizarre "world music" that almost makes the food inedible as it blasts its weirdness 2) The gentleman making my bowl actually put a reasonable amount of ingredients - including meat, rather than the typical one-teaspoon-of-meat that Chipotle's are known for. Great job Laveen Chipotle!

When you absolutely, positively need to eat a human-child-sized burrito to quell that monster in your belly, make sure to double-wrap that baby for extra stability. I also like to request a scoop of cilantro on there for a nicer flavor (they hide that in the back, but you can request it). Then after incubating your food baby in your tummy for a little while, you can take to the bathroom for a final blessed miracle, the supreme joy of childbirth out the other end.